Miscellany; 8/26/07

Here's some stuff I've done in the last couple months. The first two are just things I did for fun, the third is something I did for the paper that they didn't like.

Nicole Richie's miscarriage...

So my bit on the radio went well at first, then flew off the tracks when I talked about Nicole Richie having a miscarriage in jail. All in all not the worst hour of my life (I got in a few good shots at Brett Michaels) but I should write some jokes beforehand next time. Other than that I don't think I've publicly humiliated myself that much recently. Here's the comics for Monday and Tuesday.

EDIT: Reading this again, it looks less like a dream sequence and more like I tried to actually kill myself. The middle part should be in dream bubbles, I suppose.

Super Important Update

If you don't get enough of my antics in the paper, every friday at noon I'll be on 90.5 KCSU as a guest on my good pal Keegan's show. I'll be doing a segment named "Reality Show Roundup" where I talk about my favorite reality show moments over the last week, including very detailed reports on Rock of the Love, my favorite reality show and best reason to have cable. This is what George Washington was talking about when he invented America.

Here's tomorrow's comic. So far the reception has been not bad, ie no one trashing me in Ramtalk. I think Chuck Norris was the only person in Ramtalk more than me last year.



Now I remember why I get bad grades. I just draw all class instead of taking notes:



And a note of some importance: Team USA plays Venezuela tonight in basketball for olympic qualifying. You can do it guys! Show Hugo Chavez that we aren't fucking around anymore.

Hey...

Are people even reading this blog?

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